- Climb up an enormous mountain with nothing but a hammer and a pot. - Listen as I make philosophical observations about the problem at hand. - Between 2 and ∞ hours of agonizing gameplay, depending. The median time to finish for my playtesters was 5 hours, but the mean was closer to ∞. - Lose all your progress, over and over. - Feel new types of frustration you didn't know you were capable of.